The answer is uncertain. Shake the ball and try again.
I don't get an answer. Try flipping a coin.
The answer is no. At least I think it's no. Could be yes I suppose. I just haven't had much experience with these newer orbs.
The answer is clear. You should...[Please deposit $1.45 for an additional 3 minutes]...
Your question has been rejected by the orb. Try again when you have a serious matter for our consideration.
I don't know quite how to put this. To be frank, in the over all scheme of cosmic events, your little problem doesn't amount to squat. Try again if something of REAL importance troubles you.
This topic is beneath our consideration. Ask your mother.
I suppose you think it's cute to waste my time in this fashion? Come back when you have a significant question.
And the answer is...Yep.
And the answer is...Nope.
Maybe, maybe not. Ask me if I care.
Could be. Might not be, though. The orb is cloudy at present.